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noschmarrn.dev

"No Schmarrn" — Bavarian for no fluff, no nonsense, nothing half-baked. Real plugins for real WordPress sites.

// $ console.log(noschmarrn)

console.log({
  developer:     1,
  license:      "GPL",
  subscriptions: 0,
  sites:        "∞",
  location:     "Passau, Bavaria"
});

// > {developer: 1, license: 'GPL', subscriptions: 0, ...}

$ git log --all --plugins

commit a3f9c2b · michael@passau

BreznGEO

Active v1.0.0 SEO GEO AI WordPress 6.0+ PHP 8.0+

click to expand — git show

AI-powered SEO and GEO plugin. Generates meta descriptions via OpenAI, Anthropic, Gemini or Grok. Manages robots.txt for AI crawlers. Outputs Schema.org JSON-LD. Serves an llms.txt endpoint. GPL forever. No paywall.

AI meta descriptions — OpenAI, Claude, Gemini, Grok
GEO Quick Overview + Schema.org FAQPage JSON-LD
llms.txt endpoint for AI systems
robots.txt AI crawler management
Bulk meta generator for existing posts
SEO Widget in post editor
GPL-2.0 — no key, no phone-home, no subscription

→ Plugin Site WP.org GitHub Live Demo

Built because it was needed.

GPL. No subscription traps.

AI in the workflow. Not in the branding.

One dev. No Schmarrn.

// about.txt — Michael Fuchs, Passau, Bavaria

40 tons by day.
GPL plugins by night.
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Koch. Marine. Kreuzfahrt.
40-Tonner. Internet-Person.

// Found n8n on TikTok. Bad idea. Best idea.
// Built Donau2Space.de — 80 n8n workflows.
// Built the plugins that were missing.
// Thought: maybe others need these too.

→ full story

$ cat stack.txt
WordPress · PHP 8+ · Vanilla JS · HTML/CSS
n8n · Claude (co-pilot) · Git · Coolify
$

michael@passau:~$