michael@passau:~$ ./noschmarrn --init > loading passau.cfg... > 48°34'N 13°28'E ✓ > bavaria_mode=ON > gpl_only=true > subscriptions=0
// 48°34'N · 13°28'E · PASSAU

noschmarrn.dev

"No Schmarrn" — Bavarian for no fluff, no nonsense, nothing half-baked. Real plugins for real WordPress sites.

→ view plugins
// $ console.log(noschmarrn)

console.log({
  developer:     1,
  license:      "GPL",
  subscriptions: 0,
  sites:        "∞",
  location:     "Passau, Bavaria"
});

// > {developer: 1, license: 'GPL', subscriptions: 0, ...}

$ git log --all --projects

click to expand — git show

AI-powered SEO and GEO plugin. Generates meta descriptions via OpenAI, Anthropic, Gemini or Grok. Manages robots.txt for AI crawlers. Outputs Schema.org JSON-LD. Serves an llms.txt endpoint. GPL forever. No paywall.

  • AI meta descriptions — OpenAI, Claude, Gemini, Grok
  • GEO Quick Overview + Schema.org FAQPage JSON-LD
  • llms.txt endpoint for AI systems
  • robots.txt AI crawler management
  • Bulk meta generator for existing posts
  • SEO Widget in post editor
  • GPL-2.0 — no key, no phone-home, no subscription
→ Plugin Site WP.org GitHub Live Demo

click to expand — git show

n8n workflow exports rendered as interactive, zoomable diagrams inside WordPress. Readers click nodes, explore parameters, zoom — no external service, no perf cost. GPL forever, no pro tier.

  • Zoom + pan (0.1× to 5×) · 80+ node types
  • Themes + custom theme builder
  • API key + credential masking
  • Mobile pinch-to-zoom
  • Loads only when needed
  • GPL-2.0 — no key, no phone-home, no subscription
→ Plugin Site WP.org GitHub Demo

click to expand — git show

Open-source, self-hosted documentation for winter-service operators — the legally-defensible proof a surface was cleared and gritted. GPS track, weather, photos and timestamps, exported as PDF. Runs on cheap shared hosting — no SSH, no Docker. Schneespur (DE) / Wintertrace (intl), one codebase.

  • GPS tracking via OwnTracks · auto weather docs
  • PDF proof-of-service per customer & period
  • Offline-first driver PWA · customer portal
  • Signed (Ed25519) one-click auto-updates
  • Laravel 12 · AGPL-3.0
→ Schneespur.de → Wintertrace.com ↓ Download DE ↓ Download EN GitHub

click to expand — git show

Self-hosted release & update server. Versioned downloads, update API, malware-scanned uploads, one-click SVN publish for WordPress plugins. Single binary. Built so you don't have to rent SaaS just to ship code.

  • Versioned releases · atomic latest routing
  • Update API · SHA256 + scan status
  • Magic-byte + zip-slip + ClamAV checks
  • WP plugin pre-flight → SVN publish
  • Embeddable, auto-updating download widgets
→ jenni.download
Built because it was needed.
GPL. No subscription traps.
AI in the workflow. Not in the branding.
One dev. No Schmarrn.
// about.txt — Michael Fuchs, Passau, Bavaria

40 tons by day.
GPL plugins by night.
───────────────────────────
Koch. Marine. Kreuzfahrt.
40-Tonner. Internet-Person.

// Found n8n on TikTok. Bad idea. Best idea.
// Built Donau2Space.de — 80 n8n workflows.
// Built the plugins that were missing.
// Thought: maybe others need these too.

→ full story
$ cat stack.txt
WordPress · PHP 8+ · Vanilla JS · HTML/CSS
n8n · Claude (co-pilot) · Git · Coolify
$ 
michael@passau:~$

No Schmarrn. Ships when done. © 2026 Michael Fuchs · Passau, Bavaria